“Checked in on Donald Trump’s retirement in Florida, where he has decided to spend his time creepily shuffling around his Palm Beach resort like the ghost of a retired dentist who drowned in a water hazard on the 18th hole.” —Seth Meyers
“In almost all photos since Trump slinked away from the White House, the former president has appeared in a uniform of red hat, white polo and slacks that seem to be rising faster than the sea level. Trump looks like a lost grandpa who’s supposed to be watching the kids at the mall.” —Seth Meyers
“His business and finances are apparently in even worse shape. There are reports that Trump’s net worth fell by $700 Million during his presidency, as well as the intensification of a New York attorney general’s investigation into his tax returns and the partial closure of his Mar-a-Lago resort due to a Covid outbreak. My God, Covid follows this guy like a rain cloud following Daffy Duck. His rallies, the White House, now Mar-a-Lago – he’s like a walking Covid test. If you’re ever in physical proximity to Donald Trump, you should just, you know, quarantine for two weeks just to be safe.” —Seth Meyers
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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