"According to documents recovered from Osama Bin Laden's compound before his death, the Al Qaeda leader was worried that morale in the terrorist organization was fading. Bin Laden was concerned that his men were so depressed they wouldn't commit suicide." –Seth Meyers
"The documents also revealed that a spokesperson for Al Qaeda had said that Fox News 'lacks neutrality.' I'm not usually one to defend Fox News but right back at ya, Al Qaeda." –Seth Meyers on Saturday Night Live
"President Obama visited Afghanistan — unplanned, unannounced, just went right to Afghanistan. Not to be outdone, Mitt Romney got in his car and drove through the rough part of Beverly Hills." –David Letterman
"Mitt's wife Ann Romney, Mrs. Mitt, said there's another Mitt Romney that is wild and crazy. She says that one time he changed his name to Mitta World Peace." –David Letterman
"Newt Gingrich has dropped out of the presidential race. Next stop: 'Dancing with the Stars.’ Now Newt will not be able to fulfill his lifelong dream of losing by a landslide." –David Letterman
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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