That’s why on the 20th, we won’t be swearing in President BTS (a new way to get impeached)

January 2021

“One problem: Rally size does not decide an election. That’s why on the 20th, we won’t be swearing in President BTS.” — Stephen Colbert, referring to the K-pop supergroup

“Trump asked Raffensperger to somehow find enough votes to flip Georgia, so that he would win the state by one vote. One vote. Trump was like, ‘Because if we’re going to do this, we can’t make it obvious.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Trump’s call lasted for an hour, by the way. An hour. It was like one of his calls to ‘Fox & Friends’ except he actually cared what the other person had to say on this one.” —Jimmy Fallon

“What a waste. Trump could have spent that hour not helping roll out the vaccine.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Apparently every January, Trump’s New Year’s resolution is to find a new way to get impeached.” —Jimmy Fallon

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