That’s why on the 20th, we won’t be swearing in President BTS (a new way to get impeached)

January 2021

“One problem: Rally size does not decide an election. That’s why on the 20th, we won’t be swearing in President BTS.” — Stephen Colbert, referring to the K-pop supergroup

“Trump asked Raffensperger to somehow find enough votes to flip Georgia, so that he would win the state by one vote. One vote. Trump was like, ‘Because if we’re going to do this, we can’t make it obvious.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Trump’s call lasted for an hour, by the way. An hour. It was like one of his calls to ‘Fox & Friends’ except he actually cared what the other person had to say on this one.” —Jimmy Fallon

“What a waste. Trump could have spent that hour not helping roll out the vaccine.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Apparently every January, Trump’s New Year’s resolution is to find a new way to get impeached.” —Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Let's keep the Dumb****ery to a minimum today (a mafia boss with a head injury)

January 2021

“Though congressional Republicans such as senators Ted Cruz and Josh Hawley have claimed election integrity as the reason for sustaining Trump’s baseless claims of election fraud, with this call to Raffensperger, Trump ripped off the mask and revealed what’s really going on. He made it crystal clear exactly what those 140 GOP House members and a dozen senators will be supporting on Wednesday. They’re not standing up for election integrity or trying to restore faith in our democracy, they’re petty henchmen in a harebrained scheme to steal an election hatched by a deranged wannabe tyrant who talks like a mafia boss with a head injury.” —Seth Meyers

“During the hour-long call, Trump threatened Raffensperger with criminal charges and invoked numerous debunked election conspiracy theories. I just like to imagine what everyone else was doing on the other end of the phone call while Trump was rambling like a lunatic for an hour. It’s like when you put your grandpa on speaker phone while you do household chores and then he just casually confesses to a crime in the middle.” —Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

When you’re a star, they let you do it! (Nothing fishy about that)

January 2021

“We’re off to a fresh start in 2021, with a raging pandemic and a president who’s trying to steal the election.” —Stephen Colbert

“Turns out 2020 is dropping some bonus tracks, as on Sunday the Washington Post released a recording of a phone call between the president and Georgia’s secretary of state Brad Raffensperger, who oversaw the state’s election, recount and recount of the recount. During the hour-long call, which took place on Saturday, Trump explicitly demanded Raffensperger ‘find’ 11,000 votes to overturn Biden’s victory in the state, invoked numerous conspiracy theories, and threatened criminal charges against Raffensperger if he did not assist the president in his attempt to nullify the election. Buckle up everybody, because this call is like if Watergate and the Ukraine scandal had a baby that they made on the Access Hollywood bus. When you’re a star, they let you do it!” —Stephen Colbert

“That’s all he wants. He just wants them to ‘find’ exactly how many votes he needs to win by one. Nothing fishy about that.” — Stephen Colbert

“It sounds like he’s trying to get someone to hook him up with a free refill of Dr Pepper, not a presidential election.” —James Corden

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”