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Thursday, July 16, 2020

we’re gonna figure out how bad he’s doing when we all have to make coffins in shop class (they keep coming back)


July 2020

“Masks are still the best bet for minimizing the virus, according to Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) director, Dr. Robert Redfield, who said in a web call on Tuesday that ‘if we could get everyone to wear a mask right now I really do think over the next four to six weeks we could get this epidemic under control’. 

Super, so all we have to do is show some discipline. Shouldn’t be a problem for the country that invented hot dog bites pizza. The rising case numbers across numerous southern and western states are reflecting poorly on the administration, which might explain why this week it demanded coronavirus data be sent to the administration rather than the CDC in Atlanta. 

It’s clear that Trump doesn’t want us to know what the real coronavirus numbers are. He knows he’s failed – he’s just like a kid grabbing his report card out of the mailbox before anyone can see it. But we’re gonna figure out how bad he’s doing when we all have to make coffins in shop class.” —Stephen Colbert

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