they're already talking about replacing him with Ashton Kutcher (Don't mention it to China)

June 2011

"Anthony Weiner wants to be mayor of New York City. So we may go from Bloomberg,  a guy that looks like a jockey, to a guy that likes how he looks in Jockeys." –David Letterman 

"If Weiner resigns, they're already talking about replacing him with Ashton Kutcher." –David Letterman

"President Obama has offered bailout money to keep Greece from defaulting on its loans. Yeah, when Greece thanked him, Obama was like, 'Don't mention it . . . to China, because it's their money.'" –Jimmy Fallon 

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