As impeachment gains momentum, President Trump said he may stop referring to the media as “fake news” and start calling them “corrupt news.” And the media says they may stop referring to him as “President Trump” and start calling him “Former President Trump.” --Colin Jost, SNL
And this week we also started seeing evidence of the White House covering up the Ukraine scandal, like one not at all suspicious text that said, there are no quid pro quos of any kind. Unfortunately the next text was the Wink emoji, Cash emoji, Crazy Wink emoji, and the Giuliani emoji. --Colin Jost, SNL
Twitter removed an anti-Joe Biden Nickelback meme posted by the president. Which is a sentence that if you said it at any other time in history, would have meant that you were in the middle of a stroke. I also want to point out that Nickelback is Canadian. So Trump is still technically using foreigners to go after Joe Biden. --Colin Jost, SNL
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