He'll have to find a cabinet position for that thing on his head (Don't tase me, bro!)

"Donald Trump says he will run for president. He'll have to find a cabinet position for that thing on his head." –David Letterman

"Donald Trump says that if he's elected president, he won't let the presidency interfere with the Miss Universe pageant." –David Letterman

"How would Trump travel as president? Obviously, he'd use Hair Force One." –David Letterman

"You know Condoleezza Rice? So she's down there in Washington, and she's on a TV show and they go with her to the gym. Condoleezza Rice, secretary of state, and they're watching her work out. Here's what it is, it's called the Republican work-out. Every morning, you bench press a bag of laundered cash." --David Letterman

"During the argument between Obama and Clinton, security guards had to be brought in. You could hear Hillary screaming, Don't tase me, bro!.'" --David Letterman

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