A new poll shows that the best known Supreme Court justice is now Brett Kavanaugh. Sort of the same way that the best known sandwich mascot is Jared Fogle. --Colin Jost, SNL
An art student in Norway has trained her pet rat to make tiny paintings with his feet. Critics call the paintings bad, even by rat standards. --Colin Jost, SNL
Senator Mitch McConnell denied a claim that he referred to Trump’s Ukraine call as “Perfect,” because the only time Mitch McConnell has ever said something was perfect is when he saw a child drop her ice cream cone and lose her balloon at the same time. --Colin Jost, SNL
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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