President Trump tweeted about a potential war with Iran on Sunday, writing that, after a drone strike on a Saudi Arabian oil refinery over the weekend, America was “locked and loaded.”
“Hold it right there: You don’t get to be ‘locked and loaded’ and wait ‘on verification.’ Dirty Harry didn’t say ‘Go ahead, make my day — once you’ve been found guilty by a jury of your peers, punk.’” --Stephen Colbert
“Anyway, our top intelligence officials think Iran did it, and so does our top unintelligence official, Donald Trump.” --Stephen Colbert
“[Imitating Trump] You know, I will do anything to avoid a war. If it comes down to it, I will say that the entire Air Force has plane spurs.” --Stephen Colbert
“At this point it sounds like America is a drunk guy in a bar trying to turn anything into a fight with Iran.” --Trevor Noah
“So yesterday, as he was ruminating on this he tweeted this: ‘Plenty of oil’ — which is either about the Middle East or his son’s hair.” --Jimmy Kimmel
“Dude, you fired John Bolton right before a war? That’s his favorite thing. That’s like firing an astronaut right before going to space. It’s the whole reason they took the job.” --Seth Meyers
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