a Category 5 tweet storm and this one will hit Alabama (Comrade, we need more ammunition!)

“You better keep your kids away from Twitter, people, because this thing is going to be a Category 5 tweet storm and this one will hit Alabama.” --Trevor Noah

“And as bad as it is for America, think of what it felt like for Ukraine. These guys are fighting off Russian invasion, they’re at war, now they have to deal with this? [In Ukrainian accent] ‘Comrade, we need more ammunition!’ ‘What do you mean more ammunition?’ ‘No more bullets until we dig up dirt on Joe Biden.’” --Trevor Noah

“After two years of avoiding it, Trump may finally face articles of impeachment, which, believe me, he’s not happy about. It’s impeachment, which Trump hates, plus articles, which he hates even more.” --Trevor Noah

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”