We haven’t had one of those in days! (Is this the thing?)

“Every time, people have asked, ‘Is this the thing? Surely, this must be the thing.’ And every time, it wasn’t the thing. But here’s the thing: There’s a new thing, and it might be the thing.” --Stephen Colbert

“So the idea that a foreign power like Russia shouldn’t interfere in our elections is the only thing everyone agreed on — everyone but Trump, because he just moved one country over. [Imitating Trump] O.K., no collusion with Russia. O.K. Hello, Ukraine? You up for interfering with our election?” --Stephen Colbert

“It’s historic, high-stakes testimony in Congress from someone with intimate knowledge of Trump’s criminal wrongdoing. We haven’t had one of those in days!” --Stephen Colbert

“This makes Watergate look like Nixon tried to pass an expired coupon at the Kroger.” --Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”