Because if it did, those candy bar commercials would be a lot different (someone’s been a busy...bigot)

Just because you complain about your country, doesn’t mean you don’t love it. It’s like sports: Fans want their teams to be better, that is why they complain, all right? If the Knicks kicked out every fan who yelled at them to play better, Madison Square Garden would be emptier than Mike Pence’s spice cabinet. --Trevor Noah

Some Republicans defended Trump. Kevin McCarthy, the House minority leader, said the president was tweeting out of frustration. Frustration doesn’t make you racist, all right? If anything, it just lets your racism slip out. Same thing with being angry, drunk, hungry — none of that makes you say racist things. Because if it did, those candy bar commercials would be a lot different. --Trevor Noah

I'm so glad that Jeffrey Epstein was finally arrested but how in the name of baby Satan did it take this long? Police started investigating Epstein for molesting young girls in 2005. That is 14 years ago. Jeffrey Epstein flouting of Justice is now old enough to be molested by Jeffrey Epstein. --Samantha Bee

Trump took a break from his "executive time" to do as many racisms as he could! Between his racist tweets and racist immigration policies, someone’s been a busy...bigot. --Samantha Bee

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”