The battle of ideologies ("Eh, you get used to it," said the Knicks)

And finally, soccer's governing body, FIFA, announced yesterday that it has added a new rule prohibiting goalkeepers from throwing the ball into the other team's net. "Eh, you get used to it," said the Knicks. --Seth Meyers

It’s not just Trump’s cabinet that’s been riddled by scandal. He doled out tax cuts to the wealthy and corporations, slashed environmental regulations, and gutted consumer protections. And, of course, he's been personally profiting off the presidency, himself. The Washington Post reports that lobbyists representing the Saudi government paid for an estimated 500 rooms at President Trump's D.C. hotel in the months after his election. The total bill for those trips -- more than $270,000. T-Mobile executives booked dozens of nights at the Trump hotel last year once their merger needed Trump administration approval. NBC news has obtained documents showing that Trump International Hotel billed the secret service $215,000 for the period between September 2016 and February 2018. President Trump's golf habit has cost the American people some $102 million and counting. So not only has the presidency allowed Trump to commit indictable offenses with impunity, it's also allowed him to personally profit off the presidency. I wouldn't be surprised if he just started selling off pieces of the oval office on Craigslist. Meyers as Trump, "Good desk made of wood. Has light ketchup stains." --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”