Just today, Mayor Bloomberg was busy cutting the ribbon on a new pothole (Why am I not surprised by this?)

"Dick Cheney says that Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak is a 'good friend.' Why am I not surprised by this?" –David Letterman

"Hosni Mubarak is supposedly worth around $80 billion. He claims to have saved the money by properly inflating his tires." –David Letterman

"Recent storms have been very tough on New York City. Just today, Mayor Bloomberg was busy cutting the ribbon on a new pothole." –David Letterman

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