the closest Donald Trump will ever come to owning a dog (those are also his wedding vows)

I saw that Trump sent another tweet. In all caps, it said, ‘If you’re not happy here, you can leave.’ Then he teared up, because those are also his wedding vows. --Jimmy Fallon

Lindsey Graham is probably the closest Donald Trump will ever come to owning a dog. --Jimmy Kimmel

Trump said he didn’t have a racist bone in his body. Here’s the thing. We’re not worried about your bones being racist; we’re worried about your brain and your mouth being racist. And if he isn’t a racist, when he finds out who’s been posting all this racist stuff on his Twitter account, he is going to be pissed. --Jimmy Kimmel

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”