Bed, Bath & Obviously Guilty (racist breakfast cereal)

“Donald Trump spent all day having his friends tell everyone how not racist he is. You know, like nonracists do.” --Stephen Colbert

The big story as we all know is that people are still talking about was Trump’s tweet about four freshman congress women racist? Well, I say, if it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it probably just told the geese to go back to Canada. --Stephen Colbert

Last night the House of Representatives passed a resolution condemning Trump for his racist comments. That’s right, Mr. President. A formal condemnation! You watch your step, mister. Or next they will hit you with a notarized complaint and boom, a ceremonial rebuke. Fun fact, this is the first time that a sitting president has been censured by either House since 1912, when they censured William Howard Taft for eating a congressional page. --Stephen Colbert

There’s one big story we haven’t talked about since coming back from our break and it’s about millionaire financier, and a guy with a walk-in closet just for his skeletons, Jeffrey Epstein. Epstein was recently arrested and accused of sex trafficking of minors. It is a disturbing story and there is a mountain of evidence that this guy is guilty. Dozens of women have come forward, pornographic images were found in his home, and we learned that to cover his tracks, he shipped himself a large paper shredder and a carpet and tile extractor. Yeah, he bought them at Bed, Bath & Obviously Guilty. --Stephen Colbert

Of course, Trump is still dealing with the fallout from his racist tweets, which became a racist chant, which will soon be a racist breakfast cereal. --Stephen Colbert

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