Where do they come up with this stuff? (she could see the money from her house)

"You know what's exciting about this time of year, ladies and gentlemen? The new fall television season, huh? Yeah! Right here on CBS, premiere of a brand new show, highly anticipated show called 'The Good Wife.' You know what it's about? It's about the wife of a politician who cheats on her. Where do they come up with this stuff?" --David Letterman

"Did you hear about this? Dick Cheney had back surgery. It's from carrying Bush for eight years." --David Letterman

"Sarah Palin was paid $300,000 to go over there and speak in Hong Kong. Apparently she could see the money from her house." --David Letterman

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”