President Trump warmed up the crowd by shoving a toddler (Well, he sounds innocent to me)

Republicans are planning to keep the results of the Brett Kavanaugh investigation a secret and store them in a locked vault. Well, he sounds innocent to me. --Conan O’Brien

At a rally in Mississippi the other day President Trump mocked Brett Kavanaugh’s accuser Christine Ford. Now as usual President Trump warmed up the crowd by shoving a toddler. --Conan O’Brien

Here in Los Angeles a home robbery gang is targeting celebrities. Police have assured me that I’m safe. --Conan O’Brien

Hollywood leading man Christian Bale is playing Dick Cheney in an upcoming movie. Apparently the casting was done by Dick Cheney. --Conan O’Brien

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