a pretty big f-you to all the recently dumped people perusing the ice cream aisle (Why are the words sideways?)

A man in New York has broken a state record for growing the largest pumpkin, weighing in at 2,027 pounds, though its doctor claims it's actually 239 pounds. --Seth Meyers

Adult-film star Stormy Daniels' tell-all book "Full Disclosure" was released today, which means somewhere in the White House, President Trump is currently holding it wrong. "Where -- Where are the pictures? Why are the words sideways?" --Seth Meyers

President Trump defended Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh today and said it is, "a very scary time for young men in America." Adding, "you can be accused before you prove your innocence." Okay, but that's usually the order it goes in. If you call the police out of nowhere and tell them you didn't murder your wife, they're gonna send a car around. --Seth Meyers

Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream recently helped a New York man propose to his girlfriend in a grocery store by creating a special label reading "Marry Me Mint," which was a pretty big f-you to all the recently dumped people perusing the ice cream aisle. --Seth Meyers

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