75% think President Wilson was a volleyball (Trump lasted longer with Stormy Daniels)

But it was a great game for the Yankees. They won 7-2. The post-game locker room was nuts. The whole team drank almost as much as Brett Kavanaugh. --Jimmy Fallon

Speaking of the Supreme Court nominee, the FBI finished its report on Kavanaugh this morning and delivered to the U.S. Capitol at 4:00 a.m. And this is crazy -- the delivery guy actually passed Kavanaugh stumbling home from the bar. --Jimmy Fallon

I'm not saying the FBI investigation on Kavanaugh was short, but Trump lasted longer with Stormy Daniels. --Jimmy Fallon

A new poll found that 12% of Americans think Dwight D. Eisenhower commanded troops in the Civil War. Even worse, 75% think President Wilson was a volleyball. --Jimmy Fallon

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