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Tuesday, June 12, 2018

Things we "can't" afford (that's what my dad calls me)


It is "Jurassic World" week here at the show. "Jurassic World" is a movie about wild creatures trapped on an island. Or as Singapore calls that, "A little too close to home." --Jimmy Fallon
Tonight, in Singapore, Trump and North Korean leader Kim Jong Un finally came face to face. Or in Kim's case, more like face to belly button. --Jimmy Fallon
There’s a lot riding on this meeting. Last night, Kim spent hours preparing, while at the same time Trump was in bed waiting for SpongeBob to perform at the Tonys. --Jimmy Fallon
At the G7 summit, Trump started fighting with Canada over trade. In response, one of Justin Trudeau's former advisers called Trump a pathetic little man child on Twitter. When Jeff Sessions heard that, he was like, "Did somebody say 'little man child'? That's what Trump calls me. Sorry if no one actually said that, my hearing is very fuzzy." --Jimmy Fallon
Then Don Jr. was like, "Did someone say 'mistake'? 'Cause that's what my dad calls me." --Jimmy Fallon
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