if there’s anything America is not going to stand for, it’s less cake (What I DO owe her is a new dress)

In an interview today, former President Bill Clinton said that he does not owe Monica Lewinsky an apology. Clinton said, “What I DO owe her is a new dress.” --Conan O’Brien

Kim Jong Un said he wants to open a McDonald’s in North Korea. Which may explain why the summit with President Trump is suddenly back on. --Conan O’Brien

The Supreme Court ruled that a baker in Colorado can refuse to make a wedding cake for a same-sex couple on religious grounds. Ladies and gentlemen, in my opinion, if there’s anything America is not going to stand for, it’s less cake. --Conan O’Brien

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”