Cheney went nuts and hit a guy in the face with a boomerang (so all four guys can carpool)

"Vice President Dick Cheney is on a world tour. He was in Japan and now he's in Australia. It's not going well in Australia. He went nuts and hit a guy in the face with a boomerang." --David Letterman

"Denmark and Lithuania have announced that they're going to pull their troops out of Iraq. Apparently, Denmark and Lithuania are going to pull out on the same day so all four guys can carpool." --Conan O'Brien

"President Bush flew to North Carolina today to discuss ideas for cutting gas consumption. The best idea was for Bush to not fly Air Force One to North Carolina." --Conan O'Brien

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