Your honor, my clients tried to commit a treasonous crime (hiding drugs in soft cheeses)

In other Trump news, the president’s lawyer Rudy Giuliani continues to give troublesome interviews. Last night on Fox News, Giuliani said that Trump couldn’t have colluded with the Russians, because if they had given him dirt on Hillary, he would have used it. Never a good sign when your lawyer’s defense is, “Your honor, my clients tried to commit a treasonous crime, but they were too stupid to actually pull it off.” --James Corden

According to a new report, some middle-class women have started hosting dinner parties around a new trend called “brieing.” Brieing is where the women consume the drug MDMA, also known as Molly, wrapped in brie cheese. It’s about time hiding drugs in soft cheeses wasn’t just for the family dog. --James Corden

Coincidentally, brie and Molly are also the names of most of the women that are doing this. To middle-class women brieing is a fun time. To the rest of society, this is known as a Class-A misdemeanor. --James Corden

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