Oh, so you are capable of remembering anniversaries? (Glad to see you’re enjoying my new shampoo)

Today marks the one-year anniversary of special counsel Robert Mueller’s Russia investigation. This morning, Donald Trump marked the occasion by tweeting: “Congratulations America, we are now into the second year of the greatest witch hunt in American history... And there is still no collusion and no obstruction.” When Melania saw the tweet she was like, “Oh, so you are capable of remembering anniversaries?” --James Corden

Trump’s communicating like your passive aggressive roommate who leaves a note on the dishes in the sink. “Congratulations, Lisa, we are now into the second year of the greatest dirty dish pile-up in this apartment’s history. P.S. Glad to see you’re enjoying my new shampoo.” --James Corden

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”