You guys know I’m the one who’s going to be king, right? (upstaging the bride by being Oprah)

Thousands of people filled the streets to cheer for Prince Harry and Meghan. Meanwhile, Prince William was like, “You guys know I’m the one who’s going to be king, right? I’m kind of a big deal too.” --Jimmy Fallon

Oprah was at the royal wedding, and the day before, she changed her dress when she realized it was too close to white. Because it’s rude to upstage the bride by wearing white when you’re already upstaging the bride by being Oprah. --Jimmy Fallon

The Trump administration is trying to stop leaks by allowing fewer people into White House meetings. The president loved the idea until he found out that he’s one of the people no longer allowed in the meetings. --Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”