Now she can finally tell us more stories about Donald Trump doing sex (Shh! Michael! Don't give them any ideas!)

But, hey, maybe Cohen won't flip. We're talking about the guy who tweeted earlier this month that he will "always protect" Trump, and said in an interview, "I'm the guy who would take a bullet for the president." Shh! Michael! Don't give them any ideas! --Stephen Colbert

Meanwhile, the women that Cohen worked so hard to keep quiet are getting out of their agreements. Former Playboy model Karen McDougal, who claims to have had a 10-month affair with Donald Trump, has just settled a lawsuit with the owner of the National Enquirer that kept her from publicly discussing the relationship. Great. Now she can finally tell us more stories about Donald Trump doing sex. Yay? --Stephen Colbert

I'm sure you've been following the big Starbucks controversy. Which reminds me, I've noticed you've all been sitting here for a while and haven't purchased anything. --Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.