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Thursday, March 1, 2018

I'm just tired of seeing people's packages (eight babies started crying)



A mail carrier in Florida is refusing to deliver mail to a nudist community. He said, "Sorry, but I'm just tired of seeing people's packages." --Jimmy Fallon

President Trump today endorsed Senator Ted Cruz for re-election ahead of next week's Republican primary in Texas. And when he heard that, Ted Cruz smiled so big eight babies started crying. --Seth Meyers

A magisterial collection.
An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.

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