"President Bush sneaked into town yesterday. He landed his helicopter right in Central Park. Security was very tight. He stepped out of the helicopter and Cheney covered him with his shotgun. " --David Letterman
"The good news is that Bush's trip to New York City was successful. He got Rosie O'Donnell to step down." --David Letterman
"Rosie O'Donnell has announced she is leaving 'The View.' After she made the announcement, she shaved her head and checked into rehab. Do you believe the turnover at that show? My God. It makes the Iraqi government look stable." --David Letterman
A magisterial collection.
An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.
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