Bush wanted a monarchy so we wouldn't have these kinds of problems (nailing their wives)

"The San Francisco mayor's race is heating up. There are now 13 candidates running against Gavin Newsom. Mayor Newsom said, 'I'm looking forward to debating all the candidates and nailing their wives.'" --Conan O'Brien

"President Bush vetoed Congress' Iraqi bill, so the two branches of government are now battling. This is why President Bush wanted a monarchy ... so we wouldn't have these kinds of problems." --Jay Leno

A magisterial collection.

An emotional roller coaster.

Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s

Last Night On Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.

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