"Hey,
have you heard Hillary
Clinton's new campaign slogan? 'Incoming!' Actually, new revelations
about Hillary's trip to Bosnia. You know that whole thing? It turns out it was
a misunderstanding. Now she says she went there looking to hire a sniper."
--Jay Leno
"The
White House is now outsourcing the manufacturing of our passports overseas. Our
passports will now be made in foreign countries. See, this is how a global
economy works. When an illegal immigrant from Mexico living in L.A. and working
in a Japanese-owned company wants to go home to visit his relatives, he uses a
passport made in Thailand that he gets by a calling customer service number in
India. You see how it works? This could be the thing that makes Lou Dobbs' head
explode." --Jay Leno
"More
problems for Governor Eliot Spitzer.
The New York Post reporting
that he has been identified as a long-term client of a second call girl ring
called Wicked Models, and his favorite call girl was $1,000 an hour, a girl
named Kristin 'Billie' Davis. You know what this means? He was cheating on his
hooker with another hooker. Oh, man. In guy world, that is the lowest!"
--Jay Leno
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