"But there is no denying the president's a hard-core man
of the road. Bush, of course, also holds the record for most presidential
vacation days, 506 and counting. You know, between that and the travel days, I
think it's clear there is something about being at the White House our
president cannot stand. --Jon Stewart
"Now, to highlight what a charade proper air pressure is,
the McCain campaign has started handing out Barack Obama 'energy plan' tire
gauges. You see? It's a great way to drive home what a ridiculous plan this is.
Plus, it's an easy way to check your tire pressure, and that can save you a lot
of money. That's not just me talking. The government's own website says that
proper tire inflation can save up to 12 cents a gallon immediately. So thank
you for the tire gauge, Senator McCain. And good work. You stuck it to all the
left-wing nut jobs who advocate proper tire inflation. Radical liberals like
your potential vice presidential nominee, Florida Governor Charlie Crist,
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Joe Lieberman, Triple A and the pinkos over at NASCAR. I
have had my eyes on those guys ever since they had that car sponsored by the
ACLU." --Stephen Colbert
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