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Wednesday, April 5, 2017

yet he seems to be blinking 'help me' in morse code (crazy glue)



"Meanwhile, on the Republican side, yesterday John McCain visited President George W. Bush to be passed the torch, a torch that the president most likely broke and crazy glued back together hoping no one would notice." --Jon Stewart

"As you know, McCain and the president have somewhat of a complicated relationship, like this one time in 2000 when the president's surrogates accused McCain of being mentally unstable 'cause he had been a POW, and that his wife was a drug addict, and that he had fathered an illegitimate child with a black prostitute. You remember? [on screen: footage of a '00 debate where McCain tells Bush he should be ashamed']. Yeah, he's not. Of course, you remember in 2000, after Bush won the nomination, McCain was able to put that behind him [on screen: McCain blinking continuously while saying, without much emotion, 'I look forward to enthusiastically campaigning for Governor Bush for the next six months between now and November']. So passionate, and yet he seems to be blinking 'help me' in morse code." --Jon Stewart




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