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Friday, April 28, 2017

JFK Airport still smells less like yak meat than LaGuardia (Confederate statues)



United Airlines fell by 66 percent in an annual survey of passengers’ favorite airlines, down to just 3.3 percent. Although, that means that 3.3 percent of travelers saw a man get dragged off a plane and thought, “This is my favorite airline.” –Jimmy Fallon
Federal agents just seized 300 pounds of yak meat that was illegally smuggled into JFK airport. And yet somehow JFK still smells less like yak meat than LaGuardia. –Jimmy Fallon



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