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Wednesday, April 5, 2017

But Michigan? I guess I expected a little more maturity from you (Gutenberg Bible)



"So you remember Florida and Michigan? They held their Democratic primaries early, ended up having all their delegates stripped, not having their votes count. Remember how none of us really cared? Because we don't live there. And it's not like the race was going to be close. And those hundreds of delegates would be the difference between victory for a candidate in November and disastrous party infighting. Funny story. Now that each Democratic delegate is as precious as a Gutenberg Bible stained with centaur tears and signed by both Johannes and Steve Gutenberg." --Jon Stewart

"Congressional delegations from both states met on Capitol Hill to find a way to make their delegates count even if it means taking legal action. In short, this election could come down to a lawsuit involving Florida. How precedented. How absolutely heard of. And, you know, Florida, I kind of expect that from you, because God forbid we have something nice that you don't f--- up for us. But Michigan? I guess I expected a little more maturity from you." --Jon Stewart




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