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Wednesday, April 5, 2017

George W. Bush Permanent Tax Cut And Neverending War S--- Taqueria



"Over the next eight years, McCain continued to enthusiastically support the president, dining heartily at the George W. Bush Permanent Tax Cut And Neverending War S--- Taqueria. By the way, the one in Washington, the original. All the while remaining true [on screen: McCain saying, 'I endorse Governor Bush' multiple times]. Beetlejuice! And now, finally, it's Senator Johnny's time to shine. And so the senator headed to the White House to receive the heartfelt endorsement of our commander-in-chief [on screen: Bush tap dancing]. The phone is ringing, but the president doesn't hear it because he's dancing to Jamiroquai." --Jon Stewart

"To the endorsement! [on screen: Bush saying, 'A while back I don't think many people would have thought that John McCain would be here as the nominee of the Republican Party']. Okay. Okay. Not really an endorsement. More of a I guess you'd call that a swipe. I guess that was a swipe. To the endorsement. [on screen: Bush saying, 'As I welcome you here, I wish you all the best and I'll try to be your friend']. Is John McCain moving to a new school? What the hell was that? You're a good friend? All right. So no explicit endorsement from George W. Bush. Although, on the plus side, no specific endorsement from George W. Bush [on screen: McCain saying he hopes Bush will find some time in his busy schedule to campaign for him]. Busy schedule? Um, did you see what he was doing right before you got there? [on screen: Bush tap dancing] See you on the campaign trail, boys!" --Jon Stewart




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