Cheney has a machine that steals smiles from children (Happy Cheney)

"There you have it, a weird utterly subdued State of the Union, and according to Nancy Pelosi the theme of the address was things that taste like s--- [on screen: Pelosi moving her lips like there is a bad taste in her mouth]. Others, of course, had a more favorable impression. For instance, take a look at this right here [on screen: VP Cheney smiling]. He seems to have some kind of inverted scowl. Let me ask you, is the vice president sitting upside down? No. 

Yes, it appeared that Dick Cheney was enjoying himself. So, ladies and gentlemen, I must warn you that what I'm about to show you is unsettling and could cause great damage. I must ask that all pregnant women watching right now leave the room. I give you, now, Happy Cheney [on screen: a montage of Cheney smiling]. By my count, Dick Cheney smiled 12 times during that speech, meaning he only has four smiles left for the entire year. Although, worst case scenario, he does have a machine that steals smiles from children." --Jon Stewart

"Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama and John McCain all claim that they should be the person to answer the phone at the White House if it rings at 3 a.m. Meanwhile, most Americans think the White House should just get a receptionist." --Conan O'Brien

"John McCain just announced that later this month he might take a trip to Iraq. Which might be a bad idea, because the last time McCain went to a war zone we didn't hear from him for five years." --Conan O'Brien

"Of course, the big story tonight, known to anyone with a television, or a Google alert set to 'prostitute.' Eliot Spitzer, the law and order governor of New York, got caught soliciting sexual favors from a prostitute. Interestingly enough, he was caught on a wiretap, the kind most likely authorized by the law and order governor of New York, Eliot Spitzer. Oops." --Jon Stewart

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