Scientists
for the United States Army have developed a sandwich that can remain edible for
three years. Well, if that doesn't get guys to re-up, nothing will. Let me tell
you, that shows you how dedicated our armed forces are. I mean, the other side
offers their guys, what, 72 virgins? We get a 3-year-old sandwich." --Jay
Leno
"Bad
news for Hillary
Clinton. She's lost more primaries! She's calling her supporters to
let them know her campaign is not in financial trouble. The embarrassing part
is she's calling them collect." --Craig Ferguson
"Earlier today
Hillary promised that her husband wouldn't be involved in any sex scandals if
she were elected president. Also today, Bill Clinton backed Barack Obama." --Craig
Ferguson
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