President Trump
released his proposed budget today. The title of the budget is “America First:
A Budget Blueprint to Make America Great Again.” Seems like maybe while they
were cutting things, they could have cut a few words out of the title. –Jimmy
Kimmel
There are a lot of
cuts in the plan. PBS, Meals on Wheels, the National Endowment for the Arts
would be cut. The guy who has three oil paintings of himself in his bathroom
wants to cut the National Endowment for the Arts. Meals on Wheels is out, but
don’t worry, the golf trips to Mar-a-Lago every weekend, those will not stop.
–Jimmy Kimmel
Before he gets rid
of “Sesame Street,” I think we should make the president watch it a couple of
times. That show teaches so many things he needs to know — which thing is
bigger than the other, how to spell, the importance of telling the truth and
sharing, listening to others, maybe throw in some “Schoolhouse Rock” — he can
find out how government works. –Jimmy Kimmel
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