"In
an interview in People magazine, Barack Obama said he was
more a fan of Sonny and Cher than he was a fan of Donny and Marie. Well, that
should answer the question of whether he's black enough." --Jay Leno
"And
I guess you heard the U.S. military is going to shoot down that satellite
that's falling to Earth. See, I knew this would happen. I knew it was just a
matter of time before President
Bush did a preemptive strike on ourselves. Do you know his rationale
for shooting down the satellite? He said he wants to try and bring democracy to
outer space." --Jay Leno
"Did
you see Roger Clemens testifying this week before Congress? One congressman
named Elijah Cummings called Clemens, "One of my heroes," and then
called him a liar. So, I guess that's what makes you a hero to a congressman
pretty much." --Jay Leno
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