"You
know what's amazing about Los Angeles? This city never fails to amaze me. Last
week, Governor
Schwarzenegger was in town. All the Republican candidates were here.
All the Democratic candidates were here. All with secret service protection.
And all put together, they still had less of a motorcade than Britney Spears
going to the hospital." --Jay Leno
"This past weekend was Groundhog
Day. I like Groundhog Day. I mean, it's nice to see something coming out of a
hole in a ground that's not running for president." --Jay Leno
"You know what's interesting? Even
though McCain
is the frontrunner tomorrow in the big Super Duper Tuesday thing, the other GOP
candidates still sniping at each other. You've been following this? Romney wants Huckabee to
quit. Some think McCain is too liberal. Others think Romney is too
conservative. Remember the good old days when the Republican Party was united
against the poor? What happened?" --Jay Leno
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