"Tomorrow
looks to be a great victory for us. And together, through our hard work and
perseverance, with the Lord's guidance, we will win and go on to victory and we
will take the White House. I'm sorry. I should probably explain. I am just so
high on this McCain
thing right now.
Mac is back, okay? He's taking it. He's ready. He's ready to
go. There's no stopping his machine. Here's the reason why. Evidently, because
Huckabee is still in the race, Huckabee is taking votes away from Mitt Romney.
Or, as some pundits are putting it [on screen: multiple pundits saying a vote
for Huckabee is a vote for McCain].
A vote for Huckabee is a vote for McCain.
But we all know that I'm Huckabee's runningmate. Therefore, a vote for Huckabee
is a vote for me. And if a vote for Huckabee is a vote for me and a vote for
Huckabee is a vote for McCain, by the transitive property of Huckabee, I am
John McCain.
I am the leader of Republican Party. I am the frontrunner! I'm in
it, baby. I'm in it to win it. Not only that, evidently I'm a war hero. I will
tell you personally what I think is the best part of me and John McCain both
being John McCain is, have you seen our wife? [on screen: picture of Cindy
McCain]." --Stephen Colbert
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