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Friday, November 11, 2016

“President-elect Trump” happens to be my safe word (Bush as Elvis Presley)



Some people are admitting that it’s weird to say “President-elect Trump.” It’s especially weird for me because “President-elect Trump” happens to be my safe word.  –Conan O’Brien
Melania Trump’s home country, Slovenia, is said to be “very proud” of her. Then Slovenia admitted, “We really don’t have a lot going on.” –Conan O’Brien
Fishermen have found a 176-pound piece of whale vomit valued at nearly $3 million. Evidently, the whale had been watching the election returns. –Conan O’Brien


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