There’s talk that
Donald Trump may appoint Sarah Palin as secretary of the interior, which means
she would oversee the National Park Service. When they heard that, bears were
like, “Well, we had a good run.” –Jimmy Fallon
Later, the market
went down when Trump announced he’s getting rid of Obamacare. The market went
up when Trump simply assured everyone that he replaced it with “something
terrific.” –Jimmy Fallon
Donald Trump will
be the first U.S. president ever to have appeared in an ad for Pizza Hut. In
fact, some pundits are predicting Trump will run in 2020 against Flo from
Progressive. –Conan O’Brien
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