Does anyone see a problem with that, or do you “Nazi?” (maybe a beaded curtain?)

One of Donald Trump’s potential attorneys general is reportedly already working on a plan to make Muslims register with the government. Does anyone see a problem with that, or do you “Nazi?” –Seth Meyers

Vice President Joe Biden and Vice President-elect Mike Pence had lunch together this afternoon. And just to [tick] him off, Biden told the waiter it was their anniversary. – Seth Meyers

According to a new poll, almost 60 percent of Americans believe Donald Trump should compromise with Democrats. Like, instead of a wall at the Mexican border, maybe a beaded curtain? – Seth Meyers

The mayor of London said recently that if people based in the U.S. want to escape Donald Trump’s administration, quote, “London is open.” Said Melania, “Taxi!” –Seth Meyers