Shortly after the announcement, he was signed by the NFL

"Toronto Mayor Rob Ford's brother Doug Ford has announced that he'll be running in his brother's place. I don't think it's a good sign that in the Ford family, Doug is known as 'the crazy one.'" –Seth Meyers

"South African sports officials have ruled that Oscar Pistorius is free to run competitively again. Shortly after the announcement, he was signed by the NFL." –Conan O'Brien