"Our former governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger, returned
today to Sacramento, where they unveiled his official portrait. They do this
for all the governors, even the ones who were in 'The Expendables.'"
–Jimmy Kimmel
"Apple announced the iPhone 6 today, which they say has a
more durable screen that won't crack or scratch as easily. Or as your kids put
it, 'Challenge accepted!' Apple promised less cracking. Then Toronto Mayor Rob
Ford said, 'Hey, that's my campaign slogan.'" –Jimmy Fallon
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