"The
president went on TV and explained that our new operation against ISIS is not a
war. War is what FOX News does to defend Christmas." –Bill Maher
"British Prime Minister David Cameron went to Scotland
this week to persuade citizens of the country to vote 'no' on leaving the U.K.
He said, 'It's never worked out for anyone-well except America, and Canada,
Australia, India, and . . . I'll stop talking now.'" –Jimmy Fallon
"Congress is now criticizing NFL Commissioner Roger
Goodell for not acting swiftly enough. You know you're slow if you're being
criticized by Congress for not acting swiftly enough." –David Letterman
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