"President Bush announced his plan for Iraq.
He called for the rebuilding of a wrecked economy, getting international
cooperation and bringing in new leadership. You know, the same thing Kerry is
calling for here." —Jay Leno
"So far opinion is split on the president's
plan. Republicans say the outlook is Sunni, or as Democrats say, we're in deep
Shiite." —Jay Leno
"Some
possible high profile targets are the Republican National Convention and the
Democratic National Convention. So in response, President Bush increased
security at the following locations: the Republican National Convention."
—Craig Kilborn
"A fiery Al Gore called for the resignation of
Donald Rumsfeld, Condoleeza Rice, and CIA Director George Tenet. Bush was
furious. He said to Gore, 'Hey, who elected you president?!'" —Jay Leno
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